An Ode to Westfield

Inspired by a recent shopping trip: sing to the tune of “Jingle Bells”.

Dashing through the shops
with a broken shopping trolley
I wish I’d looked online
I’m not feeling very jolly

Dodging all the prams
I’m sick of screaming kids
what fun it’s not to wait in line then spend a million quid

OH shopping sucks at Christmas time
amazon all the way
oh what fun it is to stalk that girl for her car bay


Shopping sucks at Christmas time
I’ll try ebay next year
I can’t wait for boxing day
to watch cricket with a beer.

My first post without a pic! eek.  Couldn’t think of anything appropriate….and I’m not going to search for a shopping trolley to take its picture 😉


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  • December 17, 2010 - 12:28 pm

    Kaarin - BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I braved the city last night and for Miss Shop-a-holic (I have the meetings to prove it) I lasted 2 hours before I completely and utter cracked the poos.ReplyCancel

  • December 17, 2010 - 2:41 pm

    Shan-nananana-ho - It’s my new favorite carol!ReplyCancel

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